retrode::designs for the html intolerant

Ah! Monty Python! Best scene ever. "Look you stupid bastard, your whole arm's off" "No it isn't" "Look!" "It's just a flesh wound!".

Click here to see the layout!

Don't forget to change the %%PREV%% and %%NEXT%% links to lowercase :)

This is the code for the entry page:

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> 
<html><head><title>It's just a flesh wound!</title> 
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> 
<style type="text/css">
<!--
A:link { text-decoration: underline; color:#000000;  }
A:visited { text-decoration: none; color:#000000; }
A:active { text-decoration: none; color:#FFFFFF; }
A:hover{ text-decoration: none; color:#000000; }

body, td { font-family: verdana; font-size: 8pt }

body 
{background-color: #FFFFFF;

scrollbar-base-color: #000000;
scrollbar-track-color: #FFFFFF}

b {color: #000000}
i {color: #000000}
u {color: #000000}

blockquote {background-color:#FFFFFF; color:#000000;padding:2px;border:1px solid #000000; }

-->
</style>

</head>

<p align="center"> %%short_dsecription%%
</div>

<p align="left">%%entry%%

<P align="center"><font color="#000000">%%date%% @ %%time%%<br> 
<a href="%%PREV%%">BACKWARDS</a> // <a href="%%NEXT%%">FORWARDS</a></font>

</div>

<p align="center">Diary
</div>

<p align="center"><a href="/index.html">Newest</a> <br><a href="/older.html"> Older</a> <br><a href="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=USERNAME"> Profile</a> <br>

</div>

<p align="center">Extras
</div>

<p align="center"><a href="/rings.html"> Rings</a> <br><a href="/bio.html"> Bio</a> <br><a href="/cast.html">
Cast</a> <br><a href="/links.html"> Links</a> <br><a href="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/linkers.phtml?user=USERNAME"> Linkers</a> <Br>

</div>

<p align="center">Contact
</div>

<p align="center">
<a href="mailto:USERNAME@diaryland.com"> Email</a> <br> <a href="http://USERNAME.signmyguestbook.com"> Guestbook</a> <br>
<a href="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/notes.phtml?user=USERNAME"> Notes</a> <br> 
</div>

<p align="center"> Thanks
</div>

<p align="center"> <a href="http://retrode.diaryland.com"> Design</a> <br>
<a href="http://diaryland.com"> Host</a></p>
</div>

</html>

This is the code for the archives page:

body, td { font-family: verdana; font-size: 8pt }

body 
{background-color: #FFFFFF;

scrollbar-base-color: #000000;
scrollbar-track-color: #FFFFFF}

b {color: #000000}
i {color: #000000}
u {color: #000000}

blockquote {background-color:#FFFFFF; color:#000000;padding:2px;border:1px solid #000000; }

-->
</style>

</head>

<p align="center"> Archives
</div>

<p align="left">%%older_entries%%

</div>

<p align="center">Diary
</div>

<p align="center"><a href="/index.html">Newest</a> <br><a href="/older.html"> Older</a> <br><a href="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=USERNAME"> Profile</a> <br>

</div>

<p align="center">Extras
</div>

</div>

<p align="center">Contact
</div>

<p align="center"> Thanks
</div>

<p align="center"> <a href="http://retrode.diaryland.com"> Design</a> <br>
<a href="http://diaryland.com"> Host</a></p>
</div>

</html>

If you take the layout, I'd appreciate it if you signed the guestbook!:

2004-11-17 @ 7:31 p.m.
BACKWARDS // FORWARDS

Missed Any?
Ned! I mean New! - 2005-08-30
I Can Only Imagine - 2005-08-30
Missy Higgins - The Special Two - 2005-05-18
Gwen Stefani - Take A Chance - 2005-05-18
Never fear.. your designer is still here! - 2005-05-01